The Secret Files of Carlotta Valdez

From Twitter 12-12-2009

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 08:03:14 GMT

10:30:25: @yeti_detective i found a couple self-tuition sights online, and my husband has been teaching me some things.
10:34:37: @darksphere lol. no, not moving to turkey. staying stateside. i just want to know my husband's language. he's not turkish, btw. :P
10:36:26: i don't blip anymore... i just listen to all my old blip. hehe
10:38:11: #ifSantaWasBlack he'd come in through the window, not the chimney.

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From Twitter 12-10-2009

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 08:03:09 GMT

20:56:09: @darksphere yup.
20:56:52: my little girl turns three tomorrow! she is so grown up!
21:14:19: i am going to have a hard time reading books right to left. and in arabic. i wonder how long until i am fluent.

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From Twitter 12-08-2009

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 08:03:14 GMT

10:55:44: moved. married.

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From Twitter 11-24-2009

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 08:02:50 GMT

02:31:34: i am going to the courthouse tomorrow.

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From Twitter 11-23-2009

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 08:02:49 GMT

00:01:27: still going to try to read some #stephenking #peterstraub #thetalisman . #weirdpeoplereadingweirdpeople
00:31:37: @yeti_detective oh. so i guess i shouldn't feel so bad.
00:32:39: @ephrius where is it that you can get finger nookie over the counter nowadays? i thought that stuff was kept behind the counter.
00:33:24: @darksphere agreed. can we get that over the counter?
00:35:08: @ephrius why am i not surprised?
00:36:27: ok tweeties, i'm passing the frick out now. i haven't really slept yet this weekend and i have to work tomorrow like a real person. night.
00:37:47: also, go me<----- 500 tweets.
00:38:39: @ephrius why thank you. i believe i shall. you too.
20:25:39: oooooohhhhh yyyyyeeeeeeaaaaahhhhhhhh. snap into a slim jim.

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From Twitter 11-22-2009

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 08:02:40 GMT

23:58:29: will someone please tell me WTF #LOFNOTC means? i feel like i'm the only one not in on the joke and i don't like it one bit.
23:59:24: also friggin tired from pretty much the best weekend ever.

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From Twitter 11-19-2009

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 08:04:09 GMT

18:14:20: life seems unreal sometimes.
23:30:39: sleepy but happy.
23:47:28: @yeti_detective yeah. i suck. i got distracted by something shiny.

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From Twitter 11-18-2009

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 08:02:32 GMT

01:05:20: @ephrius pow.
01:05:43: it just doesn't feel right.
01:09:34: @ephrius you are welcome. i just so happen to advocate compassionate killing.
01:12:29: @ephrius sounds like we need to start a club. we'll call it #readingtoescapelonliness ... oh wait. well, i'll make coffee at least.
01:14:32: soy tacos were win. although i basically quadrupled my daily bean-intake. i will just have to watch and wait.
01:15:57: @darksphere love is a dangerous thing
01:17:51: settling down with #thetalisman, written by the only man to never let me down- #stephenking. goodnight, world.
16:29:02: i see sunshine on a cloudy day.

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From Twitter 11-17-2009

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 08:03:16 GMT

16:13:35: i smell like clean laundry. also soy tacos for dinner tonight.
16:19:29: my heart is heavy with disappointment but my resolve is made that much stronger.

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From Twitter 11-16-2009

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 08:02:36 GMT

00:25:04: @yeti_detective you need to rent oldboy.
00:27:19: just finished an episode of twin peaks. now settling down with #stephenking #thetalisman #readingtoescapelonliness
00:32:58: @rattlehead76 welcome to twitter. glad your dad is doing well. how is the smoking cessation going?
15:42:35: got all the way to page 13 #stephenking #thetalisman #obliqueuniquebookclubname
15:43:10: any ideas for a book club name?
15:48:53: @yeti_detective @darksphere visioncon: when? where? and five reasons it would be better if i were there. >.>
15:52:14: lunch today: baked potato w/ vegan butter and vegan sour cream and non-vegan cheese, peas and baked beans. filling!
#semivegitarian
15:56:01: becoming (semi)#vegetarian was possibly the easiest and most fulfilling thing i've done. aside from #band and #studentcongress
15:57:24: @yeti_detective where/when? your reasons are good enough. i need an awesome weekend anyway. and #5?
15:58:27: i'm having one of those moments where i want to drive down the street and yell 'go band!' out the window.
15:59:31: the 22. of JANUARY!!!! i am not a quarter of a century old yet. but can i still get the beer/cake/dancing girls?
16:00:29: @yeti_detective oh wait. i get it now. it's in january. well now i have to go.
16:04:21: @yeti_detective curse my oversight. i would love to go. twould be an awesome birthday gift.
16:05:17: @yeti_detective i will make the nerds at visioncon my harem of dancing ... nerds.
21:58:44: did the ENTIRE HOUSEHOLD'S LAUNDRY. then grocery shopping. gonna try some vegetarian sloppy joes at some point this week.

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From Twitter 11-15-2009

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 08:02:57 GMT

20:32:51: oi.
20:35:59: but really what i mean is that i got to swallow this and digest it and then shit it out and then forget it ever existed.
20:38:21: learning something new every day
20:40:26: @darksphere do it for the children. they need to learn it somewhere. >.>
20:42:38: @yeti_detective horribly horribly awry. what's new? i think i'm going to have to assume a completely new identity.
20:43:51: @yeti_detective congrats on the kung fu. was your awesome weekend awesome?
20:58:38: is starting a novel tonight. help me choose: arthur c. clarke, stephen king, clive barker, lovecraft, koontz...
21:11:39: @ephrius i've got it. haven't read it. looks good.
22:44:24: @darksphere i love me some lovecraft. any thing in particular?
22:45:56: @yeti_detective what do you recommend?
22:48:17: @ephrius king is definitely one of my all time favorite authors. don't think i've read any straub. been on a clive barker kick.
22:49:24: @darksphere i have the world at my fingertips. gimme a title and i probably have/can access it.
22:51:41: @yeti_detective we are still collaborating btw.
22:53:20: @yeti_detective hrmmmmmmm.... choices choices
22:54:26: @ephrius got the first pick so that's what i'm going with. probably won't get to start it tonight as i'm folding laundry.
22:56:36: @darksphere well sounds like i'm going to be reading a lot of lovecraft in the near future. i'll send you a copy of my review
22:56:59: @darksphere or i'll just tweet it. i'll start a twitter book club.
22:58:42: @yeti_detective ummmm.... let's keep thinking. >.>
22:59:57: @ephrius schweet! thanks. you have to join my twitter book club. we'll start a trending topic and everything #misfitsloveliterature
23:01:37: @darksphere I AM NOT WRITING IT! i could however be obliged to read it once it is finished.
23:02:24: @yeti_detective i still like the psychological virus idea
23:03:39: how do i start a haphazard twitter book club #weirdpeoplereadingweirdpeople
23:04:36: @ephrius good good. it is all falling into place.
23:04:59: @darksphere letz do it!
23:06:55: note to self: laundry doesn't get folded when you are tweeting and planning world education/domination.

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From Twitter 11-14-2009

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 08:02:38 GMT

11:20:26: just give up, everyone's doing it.
13:18:56: @yeti_detective i feel somewhat responsible for that.
13:30:25: over the river and through the woods just around the riverbend i see shadows on the road again

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From Twitter 11-13-2009

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 08:02:45 GMT

21:39:02: scratch that. seems i always find a way to sabotage myself.

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From Twitter 11-12-2009

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 08:02:37 GMT

23:51:57: i believe a girl like me really can have a knight in shining armor. figuratively.

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From Twitter 11-09-2009

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 08:02:39 GMT

21:34:14: i am about to make the best decision or the worst mistake of my life. i'm hoping for the prior and preparing for the latter.

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From Twitter 11-08-2009

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 08:06:24 GMT

23:39:56: @yeti_detective http://twitpic.com/oqoc5 - what the F! i don't remember sitting for this portrait.

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From Twitter 11-05-2009

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 08:03:11 GMT

03:17:51: got a weird headache. possibly from insomnia.

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From Twitter 11-04-2009

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 08:02:52 GMT

18:06:29: being reclusive.

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From Twitter 11-03-2009

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 08:02:52 GMT

02:46:22: i really should be asleep. but i'm not.
02:47:33: and why are people falling in love with me? it's just not right.
02:48:22: watched three movies in a row. can i make it through four? probably.
02:49:09: i'm just going to make up for my lack of tweeting by excessively tweeting.
02:50:56: so i guess i'm going to watch another movie (fall asleep). a quiet earth should do.

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From Twitter 11-01-2009

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 08:02:43 GMT

17:39:32: halloween was fine. didn't get schwasted like i wanted but i did sacrifice some fun so someone else could have fun too. ah, friendship

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From Twitter 10-31-2009

Sun, 01 Nov 2009 08:03:08 GMT

14:13:09: i lied. he called to say he gave the job to someone else.
17:20:13: *trying* to clean my room. and getting ready to go trick or treating. then to a party. where i'm gonna rock my socks off.

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From Twitter 10-30-2009

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 08:02:33 GMT

17:23:55: i may have just got a job.

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From Twitter 10-29-2009

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 08:03:13 GMT

13:34:20: now the kiddies are asleep so now i can... clean. sigh. at least it's raining. that helps.
15:23:18: no longer cleaning dishes. now to clean something else.
22:04:30: sigh

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From Twitter 10-28-2009

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 08:02:44 GMT

17:55:02: @AlchemyOfChance: now that you have a twitter account, what are you going to do with it?
18:02:31: soul searching. 4 serious.
22:49:17: serious migraine like headache. dark and quiet now please.

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From Twitter 10-26-2009

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 08:03:30 GMT

11:40:21: is currently looking for employment opportunities. also i could do with some resolve. i definitely don't have enough of that.
12:57:33: conviction. THATS what i need

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